Moon tells it like it is

Pendejo Joe

2005-10-17 04:22:04

Insecurity

I think we all have our own eye teetering on a stalk of instability. Maybe yours is a chronic case of bad breath. Maybe it's that discoloration on your butt cheek. Or maybe it's that eye of yours teetering on a stalk of instability.

We begin the week in spectacular fashion with an on-time update. This and the White Sox are in the World Series? What's going on here? Don't be surprised if Jimmy Kimmel is funny all of a sudden.

Omar G

2005-10-17 13:11:05

Cursed?

Our new friend Ix3plaaa( is on the job in the latest Space Monkeys! strip, which again makes use of the word "Precarious" in association with our rounded new character. Last time it was "Pee-carious," but I think the implication is clear -- something about that word and that alien is going on. They are inextricably (Ix3tricably?) linked, like Hurley and the numbers on Lost.

Is he cursed?

Will he find happiness on such a ship when he is constantly butting his scrøtal-like self against the wall of fate? Is he even a he?

Only time (and your two storytellers) will tell.

Pendejo Joe

2005-10-17 13:31:40

You've already said too much

They weren't supposed to know he looks like a nut. Quick, unleash a cloud of your noxious amnesia gas!