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Pendejo Joe

2005-08-06 20:06:56

Launch


Well, hi there. Um...I'm not sure how you're supposed to start something like this so let me just introduce myself. I'm P.J., and I'll be your artist. It was a lot of work getting this all set up, but I'm sure it will all be worth it in the end for you and me. I look forward to the laughs ahead. Enjoy.




Omar G

2005-08-06 20:09:07

The trouble with monkeys


Hey, folks. I'm Omar, brother to the PJ, and we just wanted to thank you for coming in to be touched by our monkeys.

Wait. That's not right.

We hope that you are as touched by our monkeys as my brother and I have been together for these last few months.

Wow. Worse.

Let us just say that we created some monkeys, monkeys in space, and that we hope you like them. We hope you like their new home, this Web site that's been the subject of discussion for the last few weeks. Discussions like this:


PJ: How do I get the background to center off with the blogger template so the text doesn't go way off on the left?

Omar: (shrugs)


We hope to get about updating the comic in a more timely fashion (I think we're averaging about one strip a month, if that), and that you'll keep coming back to see if the monkeys do, indeed, beat out the human race. There are probably maybe about five or six space monkeys and about 5.5 billion humans, so... we're kind of rooting for the underdog.




Pendejo Joe

2005-08-06 20:11:04

Touch our monkeys back


Don't be afraid to post comments and such to let us know we're not just doing this for our own amusement, which....wouldn't be a terrible thing...I guess.

I envision this to be a utopian community where monkeys frolic freely amongst our readers, swinging gracefully amongst the many threads of the posted comments and bringing further enjoyment to you - our loyal readers. Don't turn this into simply a planet of apes. Remember the Statue of Liberty?

You maniacs! *slams fist into the ground* You blew it up! AHH DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLL! *sobs quietly*




Omar G

2005-08-06 20:16:21

Spinning Wheels


Wow! A bustling community in just two days!

(Sigh...)

Anyway... we're working on the next two strips, one of which will introduce an entirely new character. Or maybe it's a foodstuff. It's definitely something. The strip after that will be a re-enactment of the Civil War, with the meaner of our two monkeys playing General Robert E. Lee.

Or maybe something funnier. Who the hell knows.

If we can crank these out once per week, we'll consider ourselves ahead of the game. What game you ask? Why the Game of Life, that's what.

MONKEYS!!!




Pendejo Joe

2005-08-06 20:17:27

I've decided


Space Monkeys fans are going to be the best webcomic fans in the world.

The question is: Am I going to be able to keep up with you guys?

Right now I'm working on the next strip, and I'm trying to see just how fast I would be able to pump these out so I can give you more of a definitive update schedule. So let's start this off on the right foot. You will have a new comic on Monday, and I'm going to see about a Monday/Friday updating schedule from that point on. Eventually, I would like to be able to do the MWF thing most webcomics seem to do. But for now let's stick with MF, and maybe Wednesday could be reserved for bonus comics if you guys are good little mammals and keep coming back to visit. I suppose we should've cleared that up from the outset.

So yes. Monday. Be here, or be killed.

Hehe....I'm just kidding.

*glares menacingly*

Naw, you won't be killed. Just....stabbed a litle. By monkeys, no less.

BEST WEBCOMIC FANS IN THE WORLD!